Sass, Sarcasm, & Scripture
Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight. Proverbs 3: 5-6
Hey there, I’m Allison—technical copywriter by day, navigating faith, family, and a whole lot of sass by, well, always. I’m married to a wonderful, retired Navy man, who’s now homeschooling our three kids.
As a copywriter, I wrestle complex ideas into clear words for a living, but when it comes to the Bible? Let’s say I’ve felt like I needed map or Cliff’s Notes to understand Him.
I’m not perfect. I let my kids watch South Park and Family Guy. I have a foul mouth that makes my husband blush. And my church attendance is scary.
Consider this journey – a journey to know Jesus and what it means to surrender to him – a safe, non-judgmental space with a lot of humor and sarcasm.
So, grab a coffee (or something stronger), and let’s explore faith together
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Confessions of a Confused Christian
Do you feel lost when you’re reading the Bible? You’re not alone.
To Whom It May Concern
Formally known as Letters to Ellen. But then stuff happened and now I write to whomever.
Mommy Humor
- My three year-old dropped the F-bomb.
- I got lost inside of a church.
- My son accused my husband of stealing his Spider Man toy.
- And then there are the Judgy Moms – horrible women who crap on everything I do. Granted, they’re really just voices in my head.
Dear Homeowners Association
Dear Homeowners Association is dedicated to anyone who has sat on an HOA board
Diary of a Cranky Cat
This is Gwennie – my beloved cat and psychotic fur ball. She made me start this column for her. FYI – she enjoys offending anyone and everyone. She’s a cat. That’s what they do.
