A. Marie Silver is a wife and mother of 3 kids. She spends her days writing letters to Ellen DeGeneres, tormenting telephone scammers, and having all kinds of random fun that includes editing Pilcrow & Dagger Literary Magazine.
“I am a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for me to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.”
I’m a fiction writer full of snark, sass and sarcasm. I live vicariously through my blog. Some of the stories I share are based on actual events/an overactive imagination/cry for help. Consider yourself warned: I reserve the right to change up the details of actual events to make the stories more entertaining.
As mentioned above, I’m giving the whole affiliate thing a try. I promise that when I do promote products, those promotions will be written with the same amount of snark, sass, and sarcasm as anything else I write. If you’re not laughing, crying or shaking your head, I’m not doing my job.
This is a politics-free website dedicated to all things funny and lighthearted. I hope everyone who stops by is able to relax and unplug.
Hours of Operation
My blogs are posted every Wednesday and Saturday at 8:00 p.m. EST. As for a response time, I generally respond to comments and emails within a couple of hours. If you don’t hear back from me within eight hours, it probably means the cats are holding me hostage/the kids are projectile-vomiting/my husband can’t reach the remote. Please send help…..and wine.
As long as you’re not a spammer, scammer or solicitor, I can be reached by email at:
Attention spammers, scammers and solicitors!!! Before you email me, the answer is NO! I do not need a penis-enlargement! I’m not interested in Russian women, big-breasted women, women with hairy armpits or…well….women in general. I don’t want your help enhancing my website, developing my blog or gaining followers. If you attempt to contact me I will sick my cantankerous, easily-annoyed, quick-to-overreact cat on you.
Thank you for shopping! Have a nice day!