Dear Ellen: I Suffer from Open-Mouth-Insert-Foot Syndrome

I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres.  Why? Because I Can! Dear Ellen, I have a disease that most people find insufferable.  I have open-mouth-insert-foot syndrome.  It’s a secondary diagnosis stemming from the fact that my mouth works faster than my brain.  Today, when I was at Staples, printing out the…

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