Sometimes I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can.
I had some free time on my hands…you know….when I wasn’t potty training, changing diapers or fighting my two-year-old for the steak knife she stole from the dishwasher. I created a Pinterest board in your honor. It’s called “Letters to Ellen DeGeneres,” and it’s a collection of all of the letters I’ve written to you.
The thing about Pinterest is that it won’t pin anything unless there’s a picture. Technically, Pinterest pulled my profile picture for pinning purposes but let’s face it, Ellen, nobody wants to stare at 40ish pictures of my face. So, to make it work, I went through a collection of photos I’ve taken over the years and put them into each of the letters I wrote to you. There were three rules I applied when doing this. Rule number 1: the more ridiculous the photo, the better. Rule number 2: if I can’t find a ridiculous picture, then the caption has to be ridiculous. Rule number 3: if I’m using someone else’s photo that requires attribution, leave the caption alone, otherwise it will never end.
The good news is, I’ve collected all of these mostly ridiculous photos and put them into a Pinterest board so you won’t have to scroll through all of my blog posts to see them. The bad news is that when I was pinning these pictures their captions weren’t captured. So if you want to read any of the ridiculous captions, you’ll have to go into each letter . Or, you can just stop by and read my future letters.
Of course, Ellen, if you really wanted to make me happy, you could try responding to one of my letters. I know you’re busy with your own stuff, but it would make my day if you stopped by and said “hi.”