Dear Ellen: Is there beer in Hell?

Sometimes I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can.

Dear Ellen,

A while back my pastor asked me if I would be interested in running the church’s Facebook page.  I was a little nervous when he first asked me but he said he was looking for someone with a twisted sense of humor to reach the younger members.  My pastor told me to relax, have fun and “post the kind of stuff to the church page that you would share on your Facebook account.”  Oh dear…..

Last week, I officially became one of the church’s Facebook admins. I’m not going to lie, Ellen, I’m not entirely sure my sense of humor is church appropriate.  To prove my point, I’ve included some of my recent Facebook posts.

They probably should be worried but I'm not going to admit that.
They probably should be worried but I’m not going to admit that.
Totally something I would do.
Totally something I would do.
Addicted to coffee and proud of it!
Addicted to coffee and proud of it!
Yup!
Yup!
I wish this was every day!
I wish this was every day!

So for the last week, I’ve been posting stuff to church’s Facebook page. Nobody has complained yet but this whole thing has me wondering, is there beer in Hell?  Pretty sure I’m headed straight there.

***Shameless Plug Alert***

Ellen, if you’re at all interested in seeing the things I’ve posted, click here.

Sincerely,

A. Marie

 

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4 thoughts on “Dear Ellen: Is there beer in Hell?

  1. This is awesome! I laughed when I saw the posts the first time and I laughed all over again as I read the post. (Hope your church is still cool with it all!)

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