Sometimes I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can.
Live, Local, Late-Breaking! This is a special news bulletin! If you live anywhere near D.C, Maryland, Virginia, and Pennsylvania, there is a 98% chance it’s really cold outside.
Did you miss out on your chance to bond with Frosty the Snowman over Christmas? Fear not! There’s a 150% chance you’ll have that opportunity sometime this weekend, if you’re living in any of the above-mentioned states….and probably in other states too!
Temperatures are expected to drop over the weekend. Please remember to let your furry friends inside and have all the essentials stocked in your fridge: Wine, Beer, Vodka and Bourbon. Oh….food and nonalcoholic beverages might come in handy as well too. But I’ll let you decide that.
This has been a special news bulletin.
A. Marie Silver