Dear Ellen: Riddle Me This

Oh yeah....street signs make total sense! Photo by A. Marie Silver
Oh yeah….street signs make total sense!
Photo by A. Marie Silver

Sometimes I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can.

Dear Ellen,

Riddle me this. ¬†What’s worse than having one child with a stomach bug?

Answer:

Realizing at 3:00 a.m. that both of your children have a stomach bug and you’re out of carpet cleaner….and paper towels.

Sincerely,

A. Marie

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