Dear Ellen: Sometimes I Can’t Remember

I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres.  Why? Because I Can!

Worse than grumpy. Photo by A. Marie Silver Courtesy of Imgur
Didn’t I just use this?
Photo by A. Marie Silver
Courtesy of Imgur

Dear Ellen,

Yesterday, I got into an argument with my 3 1/2-year-old.  The argument went something like this:

Me: Yes!

Him: No!

Me: Yes!

Him: No!

Me: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Him: No! No! No!

(Right around here, I realized I had no idea what we were even fighting over. So, I switched teams.)

Me: No!

Him: Yes!

Me: No!

Him: Yes!

Me: No! No! No!

Him: Yes! Yes! Yes!

I’m not sure, but I think I won the fight.

What do you think, Ellen?

Sincerely,

A. Marie

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