Dear Ellen: This week sucks!

Sometimes I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can.

Dear Ellen,

This week has been craptacular (Yes, it’s a word.  I know because I just made it up.) First, we lost the Goblin King.

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Photo from Imgur

Then, we lost Severus Snape.

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Photo from Imgur

I’m now officially afraid to love anymore fictional characters for fear that my love for them is what is killing them.

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Photo by Imgur

They say (though I’m not sure who) that all things travel in 3s.  Not only did I lose two of  my favorite characters, but I also did not win the lottery.  And, on top of that, my kids found out I’ve been eavesdropping on them and blogging about their conversations. They’ve informed me that they’ve retained legal counsel regarding this and that the only contact I’m allowed to have with them is to feed them, change diapers, wipe butts, and kiss their boo-boos and ouchies – which pretty much sums up an average day for me.

Ellen, what would you do if you were me?

Sincerely,

A. Marie

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11 thoughts on “Dear Ellen: This week sucks!

  1. Well, I’m sorry about the loss of the Goblin King and Snapes, of course. I too had planned on winning the lottery. Sigh. Such a cute post though with the boo-boo’s and ouchies. Now that your kids have attorneys, you’re really going to have to “kiss up!” 🙂

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