Letters to Ellen Degeneres, Uncategorized

Dear Ellen: What if the surgeon doesn’t speak sarcasm?

I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can. Dear Ellen, As I’ve mentioned previously, I’m pregnant with my third and final child (emphasis on final). With the birth of baby number three, I’ve opted to have a tubal ligation so that my husband and I…

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Letters to Ellen Degeneres, Uncategorized

Dear Ellen: Tonight’s discussion was about stuff and super powers

I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres.  No particular reason. Just because I can. Dear Ellen, My husband came home from work around his usual time.  I was sitting at the kitchen table feeding my children a well-balanced meal consisting of meat, cheese, fruit/vegetable (depending on how one classifies a tomato,)…

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Letters to Ellen Degeneres, Uncategorized

Dear Ellen: My husband crossed over to the dark side

I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can. Dear Ellen, My husband has never really been into social media.  He had a Facebook account that he never used and an email account he rarely checks.  If his family wants to know what’s going on with…

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Letters to Ellen Degeneres

Dear Ellen: My 3 year old has been giving language lessons

I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can. Dear Ellen, My three-year-old daughter has been giving language lessons to her four-year-old brother.  He’s a little behind the rest of his class and she wanted to make sure he was caught up before kindergarten. Take a…

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