I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. Why? Because I Can!
Today’s assignment for the Writer’s Digest October 2015 Platform Challenge is to find an “expert” and email him/her requesting a blog interview. Hmmm. I’m going to have to chew on that one. Until then, here is what you’ve been waiting for!
Yesterday I was at the grocery store with my almost two-year-old. I lifted a container of eggs off the shelf, opening it to make sure none of the eggs were cracked. As I was closing the container, it slipped out of my hands and all of the eggs spilled out onto the floor. Two seconds after the great egg slaughter of 2015, a store employee came around the corner. His eyes grew three sizes when he saw the mess. I pointed toward my daughter and said, “She did it. Sorry.” Yes, that’s right. I blamed the great egg slaughter of 2015 on my almost two-year-old. Was that wrong?