I, A. Marie Silver, solemnly swear that I’m up to no good. I also solemnly swear that it took four tries for me to spell “solemnly” and I’m still not convinced this is the correct spelling.
In honor of April Fools’ Day, I took John Oliver’s No Prank Pledge. The video is below…..
this video of Fraggle Rock that I embedded for no particular reason.
And because I promised not to prank anyone, I’ve chosen to issue a multiple choice quiz.
How did A. Marie spend her April Fools’ Day?
(a) I celebrated the anniversary of my first date with my husband by watching him fix the plumbing.
(b) I reorganized the grocery store – moving the feminine products into the dairy aisle and shoving donuts into boxes of gluten-free cereal.
(c) I fed my children chocolate ice cream after 8:00 p.m. and watched them turn into gremlins and destroy the house.
(d) I sent the IRS naked selfies of my 9-month pregnant body in lieu of a check and told them to keep the change.
Calling all readers! How did I spend my day? Tell me which one you think is the correct answer!
Just in case anyone reading this needs an intro/refresher on Gremlins. See the video below.