Things I’ve said at death scenes

A little disclaimer:  I’ve never said any of these things in front of family members, friends or witnesses.  Only to police officers and the transport people.

1.  “No.  I’m not a doctor.  But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”

2.  “Wow!  That had to hurt.”

3.  “Aww.  Look at all the cute little buggies.”

4.  “What’s for lunch?”

5.  “Yep.  He’s dead.”

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