>Vampires in the Morgue-Part Three

>Narrative/Dialogue I wish I had read in Breaking Dawn.

Bella:  “Oh Edward!  Sex is so much fun!  I had no idea!”

Edward:  “Yeah baby!  Yeah!”

Bella:  “Edward, I’ve decided something.  I’d like to postpone becoming a vampire because…well…because I like sex and I’m worried that I won’t enjoy it as much when I’m a vampire.”

Edward:  “Bitch please!  You’ve been riding my ass for two years now!  Edward.  Kill me Edward!  Please turn me into a vampire!  Suck me Edward! Suck me!”

Edward:  Now brace yourself woman!  This is gonna hurt like hell!”

Bella:  Oh Edward!  You’re so bad!

Oh Edward!

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