Sometimes I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can.
Dear Ellen,
Riddle me this. What’s worse than having one child with a stomach bug?
Answer:
Realizing at 3:00 a.m. that both of your children have a stomach bug and you’re out of carpet cleaner….and paper towels.
Sincerely,
A. Marie
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