About

Hello and welcome to Snark, Sass, & Sarcasm. My name is A. Marie Silver. I’m owned by three kids and two cats. I spend my days taking things that are ordinary and boring – things that no one cares about – and turning them into humorous adventures for my website. Fair Warning! I’m a fiction writer. While most of the stuff I write about actually happened, I reserve the right to decorate the truth for entertainment purposes. I hope you’ll stick around and explore my website. Dull moments don’t exist here.

Contact Information

I can be reached by email at contactme(at)amariesilver(dot)com. In most cases, I will respond to all emails within 24 hours.There are a few reason why I may not respond to emails within that time frame.

  1. I didn’t receive the email because it was lost in cyberspace or it went straight to my spam folder.
  2. My children tied me up using dirty, mismatched socks and I can’t get out of the closet.
  3. I’m ignoring your email. For a list of reasons why I might ignore your email, please continue scrolling.

Solicitors/Scammers Beware!

You might be a solicitor if you:

  1. Sell sex toys.
  2. Sell sex of any kind
  3. Sell penis enlargement products (FYI – I don’t have a penis. Never did.)
  4. Sell Viagra. (See #3)
  5. Sell fitness products. (I should be interested but I’m not.)
  6. Sell comestics. (I’m good. Thanks.)
  7. Are a graphic designer/web designer/SEO expert. I don’t care if you think my website sucks or my SEO needs help. I’m NOT going to pay you.

You might be a scammer if:

  1. Your goal is to steal/obtain anything from me through deceptive practices.
  2. You’ve recently found yourself trapped overseas and need a small amount of money to get home. Sorry, I used my spare change to buy toilet paper.
  3. You’re trying to notify me of a wealthy relative who died and you need a small amount of money from me to secure my inheritance. I hail from working-class people. No one I know is wealthy and if they were, I’d be the last person they’d leave any money to. And if they did, I’d invest it all in toilet paper. Move along!
  4. You’re some random guy (or you wrongfully obtained a picture of some random guy) and you think I’m pretty and want to get to know me. Yes, I am pretty. No! I don’t want to get to know you. Leave me alone!