Fifty Shades Darker – The Conclusion

Ana wakes up with a headache and contemplates Mr. Grey’s marriage proposal over a glass of orange juice and a couple of Advil. I know that I always like to contemplate life-changing decisions with a hang-over. Mr. Grey wakes up panicked in part because he had a nightmare and in part because he doesn’t see Ana anywhere and believes that […]

Dear Momma: Here are 10 things you should know about me

1.  If my diaper is wet or dirty I will NOT eat!  If I wet or dirty myself while I’m eating, please change my diaper right away. 2.  I prefer that my formula always be heated to the temperature of boob.  I won’t eat it otherwise.  If my formula gets cold because you were changing my diaper, you’ll have to […]

Fifty Shades Darker (Chapters 8-14)

Chapter 8 Days, weeks and years pass as Ana impatiently waits for Mr. Grey to finish inspecting his apartment for the deranged ex-submissive.  Finally, an all-clear is given and Mr. Grey collects Ana and brings her into his apartment. Later that night, Ana abruptly awakes to see a shadow figure standing at the foot of her bed.  The figure mysteriously […]

If Baby Could Talk

Somethings wrong.  Somethings not right.  Did it rain?  Did my crib flood?  Am I laying in a puddle?  Oh no.  I’m wet.  I’m wet again.  I don’t like to be wet. It’s dark.  It’s dark in my room.  I’m alone.  I’m alone in the dark, in my room and I’m wet. Momma.  Momma, I’m wet. Momma, I’m wet and I’m […]

Fifty Shades Darker (Chapters 1-7)

Chapter 1 It’s been three days since the breakup and Ana is grateful for her first day of work.  She can’t eat.  Yep she’s definitely a skinny girl.  When I’m depressed all I want to do is eat.  In fact, pre-baby, one of my favorite comfort meals after a hard day was a family-sized can of Spaghettios with meatballs and […]

Dear Baby – Let’s talk about teamwork

Dear Baby, It’s the middle of the night and this never-ending battle between you and your Bink, for which I have to referee, is starting to annoy Momma.  I think it’s time for the two of you to start working together as a team. Baby:  the Bink only works if you keep it in your mouth.  Bink:  Baby is only three […]

Fifty Shades of Grey – The Conclusion

Chapter 19 Mr. Grey takes Ana (a woman he claims he wants nothing more from other than sex) to meet his family.  She can’t find her underwear in his bedroom so goes commando.  Classy!  And slightly hilarious! Chapter 20 They have sex in his parent’s boat house. Chapter 21 She gets a job with small publishing company.  No sex during […]

Dear Baby

Dear Baby, One year ago today I found out I was pregnant with you.  This is the story of how I told your dad. Daddy was in training in Florida at the time and I was staying with Grandma when I found out.  I hated the thought of telling Daddy over the phone so I came up with a slightly […]

Fifty Shades of Grey (Chapters 10 – 17)

In case you’re wondering what happened to chapter 9.  It’s there, I just didn’t comment on it. Chapter 10 Mr. Grey was 15 years old when he became a submissive to a much older woman.  Their relationship ended when her husband found out – Oops!  He and his dominate still remain in touch and have a strictly professional relationship. Ana […]

Fifty Shades of Grey (Chapters 1-8)

SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! If you are planning on reading Fifty Shades of Grey at any point in time and DO NOT want to know what happens or how it ends then turn away RIGHT NOW!!!!  I will be dissecting the book chapter by chapter and revealing details. I’d also like to mention that at times through out […]