Confessions of a Paranoid New Mom

To J:  You’re Gonna Rock Mommahood!!! A very good friend of mine is extremely pregnant and about ready to pop any day now.  She called me at home and very clearly, was having some anxiety about her impending parenthood.  She sounded more concerned about the concerns she was having; almost as if there was something wrong with her for having those concerns.  Personally, when she […]

The Whisker City Catnip Puff

Hello everyone! This is Gwennie!  I’m here to tell you all about my most prized and treasured possession.  My puff balls.  I love my puff balls. This is one of my many beloved puff balls.  I have all kinds of puff balls that I strategically place around the house so that they won’t be stolen. When Momma and I lived […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat

Dear Diary, My name is Gwendolynn Anne Marie Stefani Collins Silver.  You may call me Gwennie.  I am originally from Kansas City, MO.  This is a picture of the skyline. That’s where my Momma adopted me.  I’m a big girl now but I didn’t always used to be. See, this is a baby picture of me.  Momma and I lived […]

Fifty Shades Freed – The Grand Finale

Chapter 24 Ana is still hospitalized.  She’s concerned that Mr. Grey is scared about being a father. Welcome to parenthood. Ana wonders if Mr. Grey will ever tell her why he went to Mrs. Robinson with the news of her pregnancy instead of talking to her directly. The detective arrives at the hospital to interview Ana.  He doesn’t know who […]

Fifty Shades Freed (Chapters 16-23)

Chapter 16 Ana’s security person, Ms. Prescott, informs her that Leila is on a list of people forbidden to meet with Ana.  Ana’s assistant didn’t know that and also didn’t know she wasn’t supposed to tell Ana that Leila was there.  Ms. Prescott also informs Ana that Mr. Grey really doesn’t want Ana meeting with Leila.  But Ana is curious […]

Fifty Shades Freed (Chapters 8-15)

Chapter 8 Gia, the architect for the newlyweds home, is dressed slightly inappropriate for a business meeting to discuss blue prints, leaving Ana to believe that Gia wants Mr. Grey. Humorously, Mr. Grey doesn’t like to be left alone with Gia because her mannerisms make him uncomfortable.  She works for him.  Why doesn’t he tell her to quit acting that […]

Delusional Thoughts of a SAHM w/an Overactive Imagination & Way Too Much Time on Her Hands

Today was an absolutely gorgeous day.  In celebration of the sun, I decided to do something different.  So, at 1pm (Eastern, if you’re curious) I got dressed and took the baby for a walk. The Pond Just across the street from the condominium cluster I live at, there is a duck pond – with ducks.  Geese also frequent this pond […]

Fifty Shades Freed (Chapters 1-7)

Chapter 1 The story begins with Ana and Mr. Grey on the final leg of their honeymoon. Honeymoon?  Holy crap!  What?  No wedding?  No pantiless bride in an overpriced, designer wedding gown?  No sex in a hidden corner of the banquet hall, in between dances?  Serious pouty face.  🙁 Turn page. Ooh!  A flash back!  That works. It’s just after […]

Spaghetti w/Squash and Tomato Sauce

Yum! Yum! Yum! At Weight Watchers last week everyone was exchanging recipes.  Well, everyone was supposed to exchange recipes.  Our leader was the only one who actually remembered.  But a few of us had some recipes off the top of our head that we were able to share.  One of the ladies in attendance stated that as a meal she […]

Cuba Gooding Jr. Gave Me Some Advice Last Night

I was at home watching an awards ceremony on television when the phone rang.  It was Cuba Gooding Jr.. “Where are you?” he asked.  “It’s your big night.  You need to get here.” I rolled my eyes.  I had just put the baby to bed and was finally relaxing for the evening.  “Fine,” I sighed.  “I’ll be right there.”  Geez.  […]