If Baby Could Talk – Part 2

Uh oh!  Uh oh!  My arms got out.  My arms got out!

Momma!  Momma, my arms got out!  My arms are loose!  They’re loose!

Momma!  Momma, my arms got out of the swaddle!

Momma!  Momma, help!

My arms!  They won’t stop moving!  They won’t stop moving!

MOMMA! MOMMA, HELP!

MY ARMS WON’T STOP MOVING!

I CAN’T MAKE THEM STOP!  I NEED TO BE SWADDLED!

Sigh.

Thank you, Momma!  I’m all better now!

Momma, before you go, I went poopy in my diaper.

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