A Conversation Between Baby and Gwennie

Baby:   Hi Kitty!

Gwennie:  Oh shut up! I’m not talking to you.

Baby:  You’re pretty.

Gwennie: Of course I am. Congratulations you finally said something intelligent.

(Pause)

Gwennie (cont): What are you staring at? Do I look like a cartoon?

Baby (big smile): You’re funny!

Gwennie: Don’t smile at me! We’re not girlfriends!

Baby (laughing) That’s because I’m not a girl. I’m a boy.

Gwennie:  Oh go poop!

Baby (giggling): I just did.

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Romans 12:2

Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is – his good, pleasing, and perfect will.

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