Moving Sucks!

Dear Diary, My life is horrible and awful. Every three years I’m shoved into a carrier where I’m left for hours and hours with no food or water and it’s all because of Boy-Dadda and his ridiculous need to follow someone called “The Navy” around all over the place. This last move was by far the worst. First, Momma took…

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Diary of a Cranky Cat!

Hello, everyone! This is Gwennie. I know it’s been a very long time since you’ve heard from me so I’m going to take this opportunity to remind you of a few things. First, I’m a cat. My full name is Gwendolynn Anne Marie Stefani Collins Silver. I’m the supervisory cat-in-charge of household operations at the Silver residence. What does this…

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Diary of a Cranky Cat

You may not know this, but before the Little Thing and his Minion, I used to be Momma’s one, true love.  ME!!!  It was live with Gwennie for 24/7.  My life was wonderful.  Honestly, I don’t know what Momma sees in the Little Thing or his Minion.  They scream.  They poop their pants.  They leave kibble crumbs all over the…

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Diary of a Cranky Cat

Dear Diary, The most horrible, awful thing happened to me.  I found myself locked inside the basement this evening.  The basement is barricaded off to prevent the Little Thing and his minion from climbing down the stairs.  But every night Momma and Boy-Dadda are supposed to open it up after the little preverts go to bed.  Tonight they forgot.  I sat at…

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Diary of a Cranky Cat

Dear Diary, Early this morning I awoke with a horrible tummy ache.  I climbed the stairs in absolute agony to find Momma and tell her all about my tummy ache.  I barely made it into the kitchen when my stomach contents ejected all over the wood floor.  The only thing worse than tossing your kibbles is doing so on a…

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Sham Farce is a Horrible Boss!

What’s worse than having to wait days until Momma can get off her over-sized rear to write my blog?  Sham Farce!!! That’s who!  Look what he sent me! So I gave him a good what-for in my email. Suffice it to say, I no longer have any interest in working for Sham Farce or Pilcrow & Dagger.  PREVERTS!!!! I do…

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Sham Farce is a PREVERT!!!!

Dear Diary, I’m so mad I could I spit!!!!  Take a look at the response Mr. (I’m a Prevert) Farce sent me.   That lousy, rotten prevert!!!  How in the heck did he get to become an editor?  He doesn’t follow instructions at all.  First, I told him to hire me.  That’s not difficult.  All he had to say was,…

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Diary of a Cranky Cat: I Applied for a Job!!!

Hello friends and fans!  I know it’s been a while since my last blog – four months to be exact.  I do apologize.  Momma has been fired from her duties and I’ve replaced her with someone else.  In the meantime, many exciting things have happened over the last few months.  The most exciting one is that I applied for a…

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