Gwennie:      Momma!  Momma, I’m outside your bedroom door.  Momma!  Momma, I know you can hear me!  Get out of bed and let me in, please!  NOW!  I need someone to ignore.  Hello?  Earth to Momma!  Come in please!

I bet if I was the Little Thing she’d hear me.  Ooh!  There’s an idea!

Hey Momma!  Ya know who’s room is right behind me?  It’s the Little Thing’s room.  Do you think he can hear me too?  Should I yell a little bit louder to find out?  Maybe if I’m really loud he’ll wake up.  What do you think?

Momma!  Can you hear me?

DO I NEED TO SPEAK UP?  I CAN MEOW LOUDER IF I HAVE TOO?

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Me:  She’s killing me!  If she doesn’t stop she’ll wake the baby.

Out of bed – over to the door.

Okay! Okay!  Get in here!  Shush!  You’ll wake the baby!

Gwennie:  You don’t have to be so cranky!  I just wanted a belly rub.

Me:  Oh hush!  I’m going back to bed.

Gwennie:  Well somebody’s a grumpy butt this morning.