Dear Diary,
This has NOT been a good day. It’s a bad day! A bad, bad day! Look at what Momma did to me!
She put me in a bat costume!!!
with wings……
and a really stupid hat!
But that’s not the worst part. The worst part is…..
The worst part is Little Missy saw me. I’ve never felt so violated!!!
I’m even uglier than Little Missy. I never thought that was possible!!!!
Oh!!! The humiliation!!!
