A. Marie Silver is a wife and mother of 2 ½ kids (or three, depending on when you read this). She spends her days writing letters to Ellen DeGeneres, tormenting telephone scammers, and having all kinds of random fun that includes editing Pilcrow & Dagger Literary Magazine.
I’m a fiction writer full of snark, sass and sarcasm. I live vicariously through my blog. Some of the stories I share are based on actual events/an overactive imagination/cry for help. Consider yourself warned: I reserve the right to change up the details of actual events to make the stories more entertaining.
This is a politics-free website dedicated to all things funny and lighthearted. I hope everyone who stops by is able to relax and unplug.
Hours of Operation
My blogs are posted every Wednesday and Saturday at 8:00 p.m. EST. As for a response time, I generally respond to comments and emails within a couple of hours. If you don’t hear back from me within eight hours, it probably means the cats are holding me hostage/the kids are projectile-vomiting/my husband can’t reach the remote. Please send help…..and wine.
As long as you’re not a spammer, scammer or solicitor, I can be reached by email at:
Attention spammers, scammers and solicitors!!! Before you email me, the answer is NO! I do not need a penis-enlargement! I’m not interested in Russian women, big-breasted women, women with hairy armpits or…well….women in general. I don’t want your help enhancing my website, developing my blog or gaining followers. If you attempt to contact me I will sick my cantankerous, easily-annoyed, quick-to-overreact cat on you.
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