642 Things to Write About: An Astronaut’s Perfect Day

Captain’s Log

Star date: 20152001

Today was by far and away the most interesting day I’ve had since I’ve been on this space station. Space is truly a glutton’s dream.  This afternoon, I snapped up a dozen Skittles floating past me.  This morning, I swallowed globs of Tang that were floating around.  Willa Wonka doesn’t have anything on this place.

But my favorite past-time has been drawing on Earth.  Using a small window in our lounge area, I grabbed a dry erase marker and drew faces on Earth’s continent.  One time I made South Africa look like George W. Bush. Today, I gave the United States utters and made her look like a cow.

After that, I did somersaults in the air for about twenty minutes, stopping after I got dizzy.  Vomiting on the space shuttle is generally frowned upon.  Besides, the rest of the crew still hasn’t forgiving me for the New Year’s Eve fiasco.  I wish I could tell you what happened.  I’m not sure. I know I had a lot to drink but I guess I blacked out.  I woke up the next morning, dehydrated with a headache the size of the solar system and I was covered in bruises.  Let that be a lesson for everyone: never drink and float around the space shuttle.  You never know what you might bump into.  I don’t.  I can’t remember.

-End of Entry-

 

Leave a Reply

Subscribe to Sass, Sarcasm, & Scripture

 

* indicates required

Intuit Mailchimp

 

James 1:12

Blessed is the one who perseveres under trial because, having stood that test, that person will receive the crown of life that the Lord has promised to those who love him.

Download the YouVersion Bible App - FREE! ⭣

Scan Me!

Send me a friend request in the YouVersion Bible App ⭣