Star date: 20152001
Today was by far and away the most interesting day I’ve had since I’ve been on this space station. Space is truly a glutton’s dream. This afternoon, I snapped up a dozen Skittles floating past me. This morning, I swallowed globs of Tang that were floating around. Willa Wonka doesn’t have anything on this place.
But my favorite past-time has been drawing on Earth. Using a small window in our lounge area, I grabbed a dry erase marker and drew faces on Earth’s continent. One time I made South Africa look like George W. Bush. Today, I gave the United States utters and made her look like a cow.
After that, I did somersaults in the air for about twenty minutes, stopping after I got dizzy. Vomiting on the space shuttle is generally frowned upon. Besides, the rest of the crew still hasn’t forgiving me for the New Year’s Eve fiasco. I wish I could tell you what happened. I’m not sure. I know I had a lot to drink but I guess I blacked out. I woke up the next morning, dehydrated with a headache the size of the solar system and I was covered in bruises. Let that be a lesson for everyone: never drink and float around the space shuttle. You never know what you might bump into. I don’t. I can’t remember.
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