Gwennie’s Rules

23a8b-0021. I don’t like you.

2. (Regarding #1) Yes.  It’s personal.  Next time get a permission slip before being born.

3. I don’t care what spell check, Webster, Google or any other dictionary says.  It’s not Pervert.  It’s Prevert.  P-R-E-V-E-R-T.

4.  I don’t care what grandma or anyone else says.  Little Missy is ugly and doesn’t look anything like me.

5. I’m not stupid.  I’m very smart.  I know the world doesn’t revolve around me.  But it should.

6.  I love my momma….most of the time.  But not always.  Take last Saturday for example, I didn’t love her then and I might not love her this Saturday either.  Just depends.

7. The Little Thing belongs to Momma.  Keep your preverted hands off of  him.  I don’t like him but Momma does, so I guard him because that’s my job.

8.  I have minions.  They’re called puff balls.  Puff is pronounced P-O-O-F.  Never say P-U-F-F.  That pronunciation is both obscene and absurd.

9. My full name is Gwendolynn Anne Marie Stefani Collins Silver.  You may call me Gwennie or Her Royal Highness.

10.  I AM the Supervisory Cat-In-Charge.  AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!!

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James 1:12

Blessed is the one who perseveres under trial because, having stood that test, that person will receive the crown of life that the Lord has promised to those who love him.

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