1. I don’t like you.

2. (Regarding #1) Yes.  It’s personal.  Next time get a permission slip before being born.

3. I don’t care what spell check, Webster, Google or any other dictionary says.  It’s not Pervert.  It’s Prevert.  P-R-E-V-E-R-T.

4.  I don’t care what grandma or anyone else says.  Little Missy is ugly and doesn’t look anything like me.

5. I’m not stupid.  I’m very smart.  I know the world doesn’t revolve around me.  But it should.

6.  I love my momma….most of the time.  But not always.  Take last Saturday for example, I didn’t love her then and I might not love her this Saturday either.  Just depends.

7. The Little Thing belongs to Momma.  Keep your preverted hands off of  him.  I don’t like him but Momma does, so I guard him because that’s my job.

8.  I have minions.  They’re called puff balls.  Puff is pronounced P-O-O-F.  Never say P-U-F-F.  That pronunciation is both obscene and absurd.

9. My full name is Gwendolynn Anne Marie Stefani Collins Silver.  You may call me Gwennie or Her Royal Highness.

10.  I AM the Supervisory Cat-In-Charge.  AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!!