Gwennie’s Letter to Grandma

Dear Grandma,

This letter is to inform you that I have received your numerous requests for me to write a blog.  After carefully considering each request, I have decided to deny ALL of them for the following reasons:

1.  You can’t rush genius – especially when genius is Gwennie.

2.  My tail is once again sad and unfortunate looking and needs my assistance.  I’m considering having it permed.

3.  I haven’t napped on my left side yet.

4.  Little Missy is ugly and it’s very distracting.

And now for the most important reason of all

5.  I DON’T WANT TOO!!!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! 

Sincerely,

Gwendolynn Anne Marie Stefani Collins Silver – Supervisory Cat-in-Charge

P.S.

My birthday is right around the corner.  Don’t forget to send me a present.

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