Dear Grandma,
This letter is to inform you that I have received your numerous requests for me to write a blog. After carefully considering each request, I have decided to deny ALL of them for the following reasons:
1. You can’t rush genius – especially when genius is Gwennie.
2. My tail is once again sad and unfortunate looking and needs my assistance. I’m considering having it permed.
3. I haven’t napped on my left side yet.
4. Little Missy is ugly and it’s very distracting.
And now for the most important reason of all
5. I DON’T WANT TOO!!!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
Sincerely,
Gwendolynn Anne Marie Stefani Collins Silver – Supervisory Cat-in-Charge
P.S.
My birthday is right around the corner. Don’t forget to send me a present.
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