white elephant gift

Random person: Excuse me. If you don’t mind me saying, your butt smells fantastic. Me: Random person: Could you please tell me what you’re wiping your butt with? Me: They’re by DUDE Wipes. They’re called DUMPkin Spice Wipes—aisle 11. Random person: Ah! I thought that scent was familiar. Me: Read More: Delusional Thoughts of a …