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Random person: Excuse me. If you don’t mind me saying, your butt smells fantastic.
Random person: Could you please tell me what you’re wiping your butt with?
Random person: Ah! I thought that scent was familiar.
When people think of fall, they think of leaves changing color, the upcoming holiday season, and carbs. But one of the most significant topics – and debates – is pumpkin spice. From coffee to pastries, the world goes crazy with pumpkin spice flavors and scents. And now, thanks to this obsession, DUDE Wipes has come out with Dumpkin Spice Wipes – scented man wipes for his rear.
For my entire life, I always thought the goal was to have a rear-end that smelled like….well, nothing. But now, just knowing that DUDE Wipes has developed pumpkin spice-scented man wipes, I have to ask. Why does anyone need this product? If you’re wondering the same thing, keep scrolling!
Four Reasons Why You Need Dumpkin Spice Man Wipes
If the thought of adding pumpkin spice butt wipes to your shopping list doesn’t excite you, I have a few reasons why you should.
Nothing is more uncomfortable than wiping your butt and still feeling dirty. With Dumpkin Wipes – or any DUDE Wipes (intended for the rear), you’ll feel clean and fresh every time you wipe. And your butt will smell like your favorite seasonal coffee. What could be better than that?
The secret is in the sauce! The DUDE Wipes team created wipes made with 99% water and plant-based ingredients. This means they’re gentle and suitable for all skin types. And to make sure it smells like a pumpkin spice latte, DUDE Wipes uses a blend of clove, nutmeg, and other yummy ingredients to give it that seasonal smell.
Flushable wipes have a notorious reputation. They say they’re flushable, but they risk messing up sewer systems. This is where DUDE Wipes differ. Their man wipes are made to be sewer-safe. They’re plastic-free and made with plant-sourced fibers. What are plant-sourced fibers? I’m so glad you asked! Cotton Works defines plant-sourced fibers as fibers that come from plants.
Cotton Works expands on its definition by listing flax, hemp, cotton, and manila as examples of plant-sourced fibers. Also, unlike other “flushable” wipes, man wipes made by DUDE Wipes are biodegradable and will start breaking down as soon as they are flushed.
Ask any plumber and they’ll tell you not to flush your wipes because it’s bad for your septic system. The DUDE Wipes team understands your concerns and those of your friendly neighborhood plumber.
This means independent labs have verified DUDE Wipes are safe for your septic system.
Bigger is always better! At least, it is when it comes to anything you’re using to wipe your butt. The last thing you want is a mess on your hands. Rest assured, the size of these wipes makes it easy to get the proper grip.
The Ultimate White Elephant Gift
If you’re looking for a unique, laugh-out-loud white elephant gift, look no further than the DUMPkin Spice Dude Wipes. Do I really have to explain why this is perfect? These wipes are goofy, ridiculous, and also fantastic! In fact, this might be the gift your guests keep stealing from each other all night long.
DUMPkin Spice Dude Wipes are a limited edition purchase. Don’t wait until December to get yours! Buy these today and become someone’s favorite white elephant Christmas memory.
Unknown Uses of Man Wipes
Do a Google search, and you’ll find any number of blogs citing creative uses for wipes. DUDE Wipes might only be appropriate for some of those uses, but we found several handy solutions for you to consider – all endorsed by DUDE Wipes.
Refresh Your Face & Your Body
Who would’ve thought man wipes served purposes beyond keeping one’s rear-end scented and fresh? DUDE Wipes. That’s who! In addition to their DUMPkin wipes, they have an assortment of other wipes good for yor face and body.
The Face + Body Wipes pictured above are:
- Perfect for all skin types which means you won’t have to go searching for your skin type.
- Alcohol free – this means they won’t dry out your skin
- They are infused with vitamin B5.
In case you’re curious, vitamin B5 – according to Simple Skincare, is both moisturizing and possesses anti-inflammatory properties.
Use these wipes to clean the sweat off your brow or as hand wipes!
Shower on the Go
A few months ago, I took a once-in-a-lifetime trip to Australia with my mother and sister. After a neverending plane ride, we arrived in Sydney around 8 a.m in the morning. The hotel couldn’t check us in that early.
My mom and sister were mildly annoyed that we couldn’t enter a room immediately. I wasn’t that phased. After all, we were in a beautiful, climate-controlled hotel lobby. There were clean public restrooms and a fancy restaurant that was very happy to serve us overpriced meals and alcoholic beverages. As far as I was concerned, these were the problems to have.
It was at least another three hours before we were able to get into our room. Not gonna lie; if I knew that DUDE Wipes had shower wipes, I would’ve packed some. It would’ve been nice to have snuck away for a few minutes in the restroom and freshen up a bit. Next time I travel overseas, I’m bringing these with me.
The Dude Shower wipes are extra-thick and remove dirt, sweat, and grime from your body. They’re also fast-drying, so you won’t feel like you need to towel off before putting your clothes back on. These wipes are perfect for:
- and more!
The holiday season is almost here. With that comes pumpkin spice-scented everything, traveling to visit relatives, and party-hopping. Be prepared for every occasion when you stock up on DUDE Wipes. These wipes are easy to store, easy to use, and guaranteed to keep all of your bits clean, fresh, and smelling like the holidays. What could be better than that? Don’t wait! Add these to your shopping cart today to have the perfect white elephant gift for December.
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