Conversations My Cats Have When They Think I’m Not Listening

It’s amazing!

Little Miss: Gwennie! Gwennie! Momma’s cleaning! She’s cleaning! You have to see this! Come quick!

Gwennie – rudely awoken from her nap: Are you on crack! Momma cleans every Tuesday. It’s her thing that she does.

Little Miss: Yeah but it’s not Tuesday. It’s Friday. She’s cleaning on a Friday.

Gwennie: I’ll alert the news media right after I finish my nap.

Little Miss: Gwennie! Get up! You have to see this! She’s mopping the floor!

Gwennie: She’s been known to do that from time to time.

Little Miss: The kitchen floor yes…but today she’s mopping the front entry way floor too.

Gwennie: What the f*&^%!

Little Miss: And before that she vacuumed the sofa.

Gwennie: Oh poop. You know what that means…..strangers are coming.  That’s the only time she ever vacuums the furniture. Either that or she’ll take a sticky roller thing over it and then spray I with Febreeze.

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