Dear Ellen: Sometimes it’s all we talk about

My cat.  She's got issues. Photo by A. Marie Silver Courtesy of Imgur
My cat. She’s got issues.
Photo by A. Marie Silver
Courtesy of Imgur

I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres.  Why? Because I Can!

Dear Ellen,

People, on occasion, will warn future parents about round-the-clock feedings, potty-training nightmares and temper tantrums.  Nobody ever mentions how much time parents will spend talking about their kid’s poop.  What color is it? Was it soft or solid? And then there’s my personal favorite – because I’ve asked this many times: Did it smell strange?  That might sound like a weird thing to ask about poop, but Ellen, sometimes it really does smell strange.

Sincerely,

A. Marie

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