I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. Why? Because I Can!
People, on occasion, will warn future parents about round-the-clock feedings, potty-training nightmares and temper tantrums. Nobody ever mentions how much time parents will spend talking about their kid’s poop. What color is it? Was it soft or solid? And then there’s my personal favorite – because I’ve asked this many times: Did it smell strange? That might sound like a weird thing to ask about poop, but Ellen, sometimes it really does smell strange.