Conversations I have with my cat
“Gwennie!” I trotted downstairs looking for my cat. “It’s time to work on your blog!” Gwennie was half asleep on the back of the sofa, her tail flopping gently against it. “What?! I’m busy.” “You’re not busy, you’re sleeping.” “That’s the same thing.” Gwennie stood up, turned around and sat back down again. “Leave me […]
Gwennie’s Letter to Her Readers
Dear Readers, This is Gwennie. I’m writing this letter to express my sincerest apologies to all of you for the previous night when Momma hijacked my blog. I can only imagine how disappointed you were to read Momma’s stupid blog about the Little Thing’s adventures at Doggie Daycare. I mean really! Nobody cares that the […]
Baby’s 1st Time at Daycare
Today was the first time I put Baby in daycare. My husband had the day off and we thought it would be fun to have an afternoon date. We took Baby to daycare, signed a few forms at the front desk and then met the people who were going to watch our child. Since this was our first […]
Dear Diary – The Invasion of the Little Thing has begun
Dear Diary, Somehow I just knew this was going to happen. Even though I specifically requested from Jesus, Santa Cat and Momma that nobody teach the Little Thing how to move around; somebody apparently went against my orders. Yes that’s right, Diary. The Little Thing has figured out how to get around the house. At first it […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – I got in trouble on Twitter
Dear Diary, Isn’t it nice when Momma let’s me on the computer? Lately she’s been hogging it to work on her (cough, cough) novel. I don’t know why. Nobody’s gonna read it. You know why that is, Diary? Because I’m not the star of it. Sigh. Anyway, Momma’s pipe dreams aren’t the point. So I’ll […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – I Have an Evil Twin
Dear Diary, Poor Little Missy. It has to be her worst nightmare. She’s so ugly and has to share a house with me; the most beautiful cat in the world. Her life must really suck. But now, it turns out that there is another cat as beautiful as I am. Yes, that’s right folks. I […]
If Baby Took Out a Personal Ad – Updated!
Hi everyone! Once again, my name is Button. I’m a 9 month old Caucasian male. I have blond hair, blue eyes and a shy, bashful smile that makes Momma and Daddy giggle. I’m getting to be quite a big boy. I have four teeth; two on the top and two on the bottom. I need […]
Things You’re Not Supposed to Talk About
Who would have thought there are rules to blogging? Yes, in fact there are. One of the many don’ts of blogging is that you are never supposed to talk about why you haven’t been blogging. Apparently it’s in poor taste. Don’t ask me why. I don’t make the rules. But I do follow the rules…usually. […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – I Learned a New Language
Dear Diary, Today I learned a new language. I feel it’s tragic and unfortunate that I had to learn this new language but…alas….my life is tragic and unfortunate. This morning, after I was unable to wake Momma, I came down stairs. I threw myself on the floor and moaned, “Woe as me! Woe as me!” […]
Little Missy and I Have a Chat.
I had fallen asleep on the couch trying to stay awake for the Little Thing’s late night feeding. When I woke up I felt something heavy lying over both of my legs. After my eyes focused I found that Little Missy was sound asleep on top of me. “Little Missy,” I said softly. “Baby girl…Momma […]