A. Marie Silver

A. Marie Silver

If Baby Took Out a Personal Ad – Updated!

Hi everyone!

Once again, my name is Button.  I’m a 9 month old Caucasian male.  I have blond hair, blue eyes and a shy, bashful smile that makes Momma and Daddy giggle.

I’m getting to be quite a big boy.  I have four teeth; two on the top and two on the bottom.  I need a little help getting into a seated position on the floor but once I’m there, I’m good to go with out any more help.

Hobbies:  Floor explorer.  Some kids my age might feel the need to crawl.  I prefer rolling.  It allows for a smooth voyage across the living room floor.

I used to enjoy investigating the wall outlets, but Momma put plastic things in them so I can’t even look at them anymore.

Cuisine:  In addition to bottle I also eat solid food now.  I’m not real particular, I’ll eat just about anything that Momma puts on a spoon for me. 

I’ve happily eaten apples, pears, bananas, peas, green beans, pinto beans, carrots, rice cereal, sweet potatoes, acorn squash, butternut squash, yogurt, chicken, and turkey. 

Momma uses the word multicolored a lot when she changes my diapers.

Employment:  I’m a professional taste-tester.  There isn’t anything I won’t put into my mouth.  Some of my favorite things are binky, mega blocks, and Momma’s glasses.  The clumps in the cat pan look interesting.  I think I’ll investigate them next week.

Favorite T.V. Shows:  This really depends on who I’m watching it with.  If I’m watching t.v. with dad then we enjoy MythBusters and How It’s Made.  If I’m watching with mom then we enjoy reruns of Glee and Grey’s Anatomy.  I also enjoy watching Baby Einstein videos.  There are some pretty cooky puppets on those shows.

Looking For:  My ideal girlfriend will wear pigtails in her hair.  I don’t care if the pigtails are braided or loose as long as they easy to grab.  I also might feel the need to shove those pigtails in my mouth for no particular reason.

When I’m older, I plan on spending a lot of time at the park with my collection of frogs and lizards and things.  I’ll happily share my pudding cups and juice pouches on picnics with my future girlfriend but I will NOT share my binky so please don’t ask.

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