Diary of a Cranky Cat – I Have an Evil Twin

Dear Diary,

Poor Little Missy.  It has to be her worst nightmare.  She’s so ugly and has to share a house with me; the most beautiful cat in the world.  Her life must really suck.  But now, it turns out that there is another cat as beautiful as I am.  Yes, that’s right folks.  I have a twin.  I’ve named this twin, Evil.

Evil lives next door and comes by to visit.  We exchange pleasantries on a daily basis.  Typically our conversation starts with one of us smacking the window followed by the other saying “$%^*(!” and then someone usually says, “&%$*&@#!”  The conversation usually ends with a hiss and a growl and a “@%$#&!”  Evil and I have a very extensive vocabulary and a lot to say – most of which isn’t appropriate for younger audiences.  (That’s why Momma makes me use all the symbols instead of actual words.)

I know many of you are probably very confused.  “But Gwennie!  How could it be that there is another cat out there that looks just like you?  That simply isn’t possible.”  Amazingly enough it is and to prove it, I took photos of my twin, Evil.  Here they are:

DON’T PANIC!!!  It’s going to be all right!!!  Evil  might be as beautiful as I am but I’m still the better cat….because I said so.

Now I’m going to show you a picture of me.  Here I am!  Extraordinary as usual!



This is a picture of Evil.  Don’t Panic!!!!  It’s going to be all right!  It’s a well known fact that I’m the better cat….just ask me I’ll tell you.
 

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