There’s a little something for everyone!

***This page has all of my blog posts organized by categories. To read the blogs posted in order of their publication date click here.****

Dear Homeowner’s Association

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Most people who live under the thumb of a homeowner’s association will have a hundred complaints to share. But I wonder, has it ever occurred to these people that the HOA board members also have complaints. Dear Homeowner’s Association is dedicated to anyone who has sat on an HOA board and the residents of Premiere Properties – the setting of this category – have redefined ridiculous.

Letters to Ellen DeGeneres 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres because she’s my bestie. My BFF. And despite my husband’s best efforts at hosting an intervention — that included our two cats; three hermit crabs from a previous marriage; and a dead goldfish — to convince me my relationship with Ellen is all in my head, I still write letters to her. Why? Why not!

The Scoliosis Series is also included under this category!

Mommy Humor – 98% of everything I write.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My three year-old dropped the F-bomb. I got lost inside of a church. My son accused my husband of stealing his Spider Man toy. And then there are the Judgy Moms – horrible women who crap on everything I do. Granted, they’re really just voices in my head. If you can relate to my level of insanity, then by all means, read on.

Diary of a Cranky Cat – Enough said!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My cat made me write this.

Morbid Memories

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lots of Dark & Twisty and definitely not for everyone. Fair Warning! This is where I share anecdotes from my time working as a death investigator in a morgue. For the most part the stories I share center around interactions with my coworkers and the police but there may be some discussion of sensitive topics. Read at your own risk.

Everything Else

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This link is for everything else not covered under one of the above categories!

  • The Podcast is also included under this category.