If I Suddenly Woke Up with Psychic Visions……
I’d get my head examined….literally. Since the main character in my book basically has this very strange phenomenon happen to her, I dove into this topic looking for scientific explanations of psychic visions. Since most of what I found is boring and consists of very large words I can’t pronounce, let alone spell, I decided […]
If Baby Could Talk – A Very Scary Dream
“Momma! Momma!” I cried. “Bad dream! Bad, bad dream!” Momma cam quickly into my room. “What is it baby?” She lifted me out of my crib and cradled me in her arms, kissing away my tears. “What happened?” “Scary,” I said, swallowing a large amount of drool. “What was scary?” Momma placed me onto the […]
If Baby Could Talk – Things I Put In My Mouth
Do you see my new toy? It has all kinds of things I can put in my mouth. Do you see the red and purple cups in front? They come out. Guess where they go. They go in my mouth and then I throw them on the floor. Do you see the bumblebee? It goes […]
Dear Baby, On This Day In History…..
Daddy and I went to a clinic to find out if you were a boy or a girl. The technician had a very difficult time trying to answer that question for us because you insisted on sitting in my womb, with your little legs crossed. She poked and prodded at my tummy trying to get […]
Just Say It!
Snarky Sentiments of a Paranormal Writer is my very first Author blog and it is dedicated to my very first work in progress. I was so excited to start this blog that I dove right in to one of my many topics before taking the time to introduce myself. Hello! My name is Allison and […]
Random Thoughts Floating Around Like Bumper Cars In My Brain
Why are there puff balls in every bathroom of my house?Why is it, right after I finish watching an episode of A Haunting or Ghost Adventures, my baby stares right past me and laughs inexplicably?My 8 year old nephew is coming to visit this weekend. What kind of formula does he take? Does he eat […]
If Baby Could Talk – A Voicemail for Grandma
Hello Grandma, This is baby. I’m calling to tell you that you should come get me right away. Momma has been horrible to me. She doesn’t love me, never holds me and makes me sleep alone at night. Hold on In a whisper (Gwennie – what else was I supposed to say? Oh…. Okay) I’m […]
It’s Like He Knows…..
(From Momma’s Perspective) It’s 3 am and I wake up because I have to use the bathroom. My husband is passed out cold. I get out of bed and quietly make my way to the bathroom. When my business there is complete, I quietly make my way back to bed. As I’m walking that very […]
RE: A Letter From Baby
Dear Baby, Daddy and I have received your letter and the following is our response. In reference to your complaint about “crying it out”. It is important for you to learn to “cry it out” as it is simply not possible for us to always drop what we are doing and run to you. Every […]
A Letter From Baby
Dear Momma, I have some issues I’d like to discuss with you. First, I’m not sure who it was that thought “crying it out” was a good idea but let me tell you, it’s not. It’s a bad, bad idea. I would prefer it, if in the future, the second I scream you and daddy […]