Diary of a Cranky Cat – Day 4
Dear Diary, Momma just informed me there is no basement in my house. Even worse – I have yet to see a puff ball anywhere. I’m officially convinced that all of my beloved puff balls were sold on the black market. My life is over. I’m going to die – right after I finish taking […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – Day 3
Captain Gwennie’s Log: Star Date 1-2-3-4-5-10-9-8-7-6….Point-3 It has been years, weeks, hours, months, days and minutes since I last had contact with human life. The basement is still missing, only 3 kibbles remain in my dish, and Little Missy still smells worse than my poop. She’s obviously unconcerned about our survival as she spends her […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – Day 2
Dear Diary, Captain Gwennie’s Log: Star Date 1-2-3-4-5-10-9-8-7-6…..point-2 (Approximately five hours after Boy-Dadda left – if you’re human.) There have been no signs of human life in my new house and I’m a little worried our supply of food won’t last. So, I told Little Missy she couldn’t eat. That went over real well. She […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – My First Night in My New Home
Dear Diary, Momma and the Little Thing are still missing in action. I’m starting to get worried. In the mean time, I supervised Boy-Dadda while he set up an inflatable bed in the largest upstairs bedroom. I think it’s very nice he put that there for Little Missy and I to sleep on. Little Missy […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – My New Home
Dear Diary, Today is Friday (9-21-2012) and I’ve arrived at my new home with Boy-Dadda and Little Missy. Momma and the Little Thing are currently missing in action. Boy-Dadda brought us inside and released us from the confines of our kitty carriers. I exited slowly, looked around, sniffed the air and said, “What the hell is […]
Signing off until Friday!!!
Hello everyone! We have arrived in our new home but as of now, we still don’t have Internet service so this will be the last post until Friday…..I think…. I’d like everyone to keep me in your thoughts as I received some very tragic and unfortunate news this afternoon. The cable man can’t come until […]
Conversations I have with my cat – Part 5
Gwennie: Momma, I just read your last blog on the pooter. Me: Which one? Gwennie: The one where you said piss. Me: (giggle) Okay? Gwennie: Boy are you gonna get hell from Grandma when she reads that. Me: Nah. I don’t think so. She’s got a pretty good sense of humor. After all, she was […]
My Colorful Choice of Words
My mother is quite possibly, my biggest fan. She has faithfully read every blog post I’ve written (with the exception of the Fifty Shades of Grey book review). Every morning, I wake up to an email she has sent, telling me how much she enjoyed the post from the previous evening. However, the one characteristic […]
5 Reasons Why I like On Fallen Wings Better Than Fifty Shades of Grey
5. Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey are not in this book. 4. Rhiannon doesn’t annoy the crap out of me. 3. When I “turn page” in On Fallen Wings, it’s because I’m anxious to find out what happens next. When I “turn page” in Fifty Shades of Grey, it’s because I’m trying to get to […]
On Fallen Wings – Book Review
Have you recently finished the Harry Potter, Twilight or Hunger Games series? Are you feeling a literary void in your life? Then I recommend you check out On Fallen Wings by Jamie McHenry. Trust me, you’re in for a treat! But let’s start at the beginning: Who is Jamie McHenry? Answer: Hell if I know. […]