642 Things to Write About: What Can Happen in a Second?
The first writing prompt from, 642 Things to Write About, asked: what can happen in a second? The answer: The author stares at the question for two minutes trying to figure it out. I think for this writing prompt, instead of writing a story, I’ll make a list. Maybe someday, I’ll make use of it. 1. […]
Welcome!
One of the most exciting Christmas presents I got this year was a book from my in-laws. 642 Things To Write About, published by the San Francisco Writer’s Grotto, was a gift intended to help me create worlds out of blank pages. That is exactly what I intend to do. Over the course of 642 […]
Sham Farce is a Horrible Boss!
What’s worse than having to wait days until Momma can get off her over-sized rear to write my blog? Sham Farce!!! That’s who! Look what he sent me! So I gave him a good what-for in my email. Suffice it to say, I no longer have any interest in working for Sham Farce or Pilcrow […]
Sham Farce is a PREVERT!!!!
Dear Diary, I’m so mad I could I spit!!!! Take a look at the response Mr. (I’m a Prevert) Farce sent me. That lousy, rotten prevert!!! How in the heck did he get to become an editor? He doesn’t follow instructions at all. First, I told him to hire me. That’s not difficult. All […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat: I Applied for a Job!!!
Hello friends and fans! I know it’s been a while since my last blog – four months to be exact. I do apologize. Momma has been fired from her duties and I’ve replaced her with someone else. In the meantime, many exciting things have happened over the last few months. The most exciting one is […]
You Might Be A Prevert If…..
You might be a prevert if….. 1. You haven’t allowed your cat to write a blog in TWO months. 2. You let Little Missy and the Little Thing’s Minion hijack MY BLOG!!! 3. You post stupid cartoons from someecards.com before allowing me to write MY BLOG!!! 4. You logged onto MY BLOG the other day […]
Happy Saturday!
A friendly reminder for all the crazy party animals out there:
Musings of a 4-Month-Old
Captain’s Log Star date: 04-25-2014 It has been four months since I was ejected from my space pod. Since the ejection, I have put on some weight and my legs are longer. I fear that even if I locate my space pod, I may be too large to fit inside of it. Therefore I will […]
Little Missy’s Thursday Afternoon News Broadcast
Little Missy stood near the coffee table holding an empty paper towel roll in front of her. “Ahem. This is Little Missy and I’m reporting live from the living room.” She stepped to one side. “As you can see, the Little Thing is on the floor, face-down, and crying.” Little Missy walked over to the […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – I’ve Been Nominated!!!!!
Dear Diary, Oh Happy Day!!!!! I’ve been nominated for a 2014 Liebster Award!!! Isn’t it exciting? Isn’t it thrilling?!!! My blog has been discovered and nominated for a Liebster Award!!!! I have absolutely no idea what that is but my tail has never been fluffier!!!! This is only the first of many awards that I, […]