I’m so mad I could I spit!!!! Take a look at the response Mr. (I’m a Prevert) Farce sent me.
That lousy, rotten prevert!!! How in the heck did he get to become an editor? He doesn’t follow instructions at all. First, I told him to hire me. That’s not difficult. All he had to say was, “Gwennie, you’re hired.” I would’ve figured it out from there. Next, he failed to send me the appropriate response within the time frame I specified. I was very clear that he was to hire me within 36 hours because I didn’t have all day to wait for him. Well, he hasn’t heard the last from me. I sent him the following response:
Take that Sham Farce! I won’t let you hold me back from this job! I’m Gwennie! Everyone knows never to mess with me!