Diary of a Cranky Cat – I’ve Been Nominated!!!!!

Photo by A. Marie Silver
Photo by A. Marie Silver

Dear Diary,

Oh Happy Day!!!!! I’ve been nominated for a 2014 Liebster Award!!!  Isn’t it exciting?  Isn’t it thrilling?!!!  My blog has been discovered and nominated for a Liebster Award!!!!  I have absolutely no idea what that is but my tail has never been fluffier!!!!  This is only the first of many awards that I, Gwendolynn Ann Marie Stefani Collins Silver will be nominated for.  Ultimately I will win a Pulitzer as well as an Academy Award for Best Performance By A Cat with a Super-Fluffy Tail!!!!  I’m so excited!!!! I may even forgive Momma for leaving me home for a week by myself.

I did some research on the Liebster Award and apparently if you win you’re supposed to nominate three other blogs.  I’m not sure how I’m going to do that.  Clearly my blog is the only one suitable for nomination. I wonder what my award will be?  Maybe the Liebster people will send the Little Thing and his Minion on an all expense paid trip to Pluto.  That would be soooo exciting!!!!!

Anyway, Momma says I have to say thank you for being nominated.  So here it is:

Dear Addison Byrne,

Whoever the heck you are….Thank you very much for nominating me for this clearly prestigious award.  It’s about time someone recognized how truly talented….and fluffy I am.  Please take the Little Thing and his Minion away. Don’t worry about returning them either.

Sincerely,

Gwendolynn Ann Marie Stefani Collins Silver

Supervisory Cat-in-Charge and Liebster Award Nominee.

Now I just have to figure out who to nominate.  I can tell you one thing….I’m sure as hell not nominating that Grumpy Cat!!!!  Damn ugly feline!!!

 

This is Gwennie – Signing off!

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