Sometimes I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can.
I heard back from M&Ms. Here’s their response:
Thank you for your email.
We’re pleased to hear you enjoy our M&M’S® Chocolate Candies and appreciate your taking the time to tell us so. Your comments will be shared with our Marketing Associates.
Have a great day!
Your Friends at Mars Chocolate North America
Sooo…..to recap, I told them that my son wants yellow M&Ms when he pees and brown M&Ms when he poops. It sounds to me like they’re going to discuss my “comment” during a meeting with their marketing associates. Wow! I wonder how they’re going to use my comments regarding my son’s color-coding skills to improve their marketing. Are they going to make commercials about toddlers potty training and have the yellow & brown M&Ms make an appearance? Are they going to start selling a special edition potty training bag of chocolate goodness? Will there be toilets drawn onto each yellow and brown candy? Ooh! Will they have a commercial where the yellow and brown M&Ms are potty training their junior M&Ms? I really want to be at that meeting, Ellen!