Sometimes I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can.
I wrote to M&Ms again. Yes, again. Yes, Ellen, I know this is the third time, but I couldn’t help it. Read the letter below, maybe then you’ll see why I just had to write M&Ms again.
Dear Makers of M&Ms,
I just want to tell you, again, how much my 3-year-old enjoys your candies. They’ve been instrumental with his potty training. Recently, I purchased the Fall Harvest M&Ms. Even more recently, my son has decided that his favorites from this selection are the yellow and brown M&Ms. When he pees, he asks for the yellow M&Ms and when he poops, he asks for the brown? When he does both, he asks for both. Do you find this ironic?
For the record, I never said I was sane. In fact, “Crazy” is my signature color. But, if it makes you feel any better, the story is true. My son really does ask for those two colors.