A. Marie Silver

A. Marie Silver

Dear Ellen: It’s the Squirrel’s Fault

I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres.  Why? Because I Can!

Dear Ellen,

I’ve watch the Ice Age movies no less than eight times a day, everyday for the last two years.  What can I say?  My kids are obsessed with it.

It amazes me that people blame the end of the world on Y2K, zombies, bioterrorism, and Justin Bieber.  If you want to know what’s going to cause the apocalypse, watch Ice Age.  Chances are, this planet’s demise will be the result of some crazy-assed, prehistoric squirrel who’s obsessed with a frickin’ acorn.

But that’s just my opinion.


A. Marie

2 Responses

  1. I think you might be on to something there. I like that theory better than most I’ve come across. And I know the squirrel – I’ve watched him lots too. Maybe not as much as you, but enough…..
    Oh dear, I do have to stop reading your stuff. Got work to do! Just finding it hard to tear myself away 🙂

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