You might be a sociopath if…..

Dear Diary,

I have concerns. Very serious concerns about Momma’s littlest thing.  I’ve spent a lot of time researching sociopaths and have come to the conclusion that Momma’s littlest thing is most definitely a sociopath.

Frickin’ memes! How am I supposed to get anything done with them jumping up my butt every three seconds? 

Sigh. As I was saying. I’ve being doing extensive research on the characteristics of sociopaths and I’ve come up with the following list.

You might be a sociopath if:

You have all kinds of curly fur on the top of your head and nowhere else.

You chew on shoes.

You look like a cartoon.

You look like this when you wave:

Instead of saying, “cat,” you say “kee.” And you say, “Hiyee!” in a loud, obnoxious voice.

So there you have it. I’m living with a sociopath. And Momma doesn’t even care. She’s of the opinion that everything this prevert does is cute.

That’s all for now, Diary!





  1. Seriously cute. As they always are to the ‘visitor’

    1. Thank you! And thank you for stopping by!

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