Diary of a Cranky Cat – Well it’s about time!!!!

Dear Diary, Have you missed me?  I’ve missed you.  First Momma hijacks my blog so she can tell the world about Steven Spielberg’s indigestion.  Apparently Ron Howard has it also.  Then Little Missy locks me in the closet and refuses to let me explain my version of events.  Well here I go. First, I don’t like the Little Thing.  I’ve […]

Dear Mister Diary – This is a special update from Little Missy

Dear Mister Diary, Gwennie can’t come to the computer to type this entry.  I grounded her.  She was very, very naughty!  It all started yesterday. I came down the stairs and found M0mma’s Little Thing hiding in the corner of the room.  “Little Thing,” I said, “Why are you hiding?” “Momma’s vacuuming.” He said.  Little tears streamed down his eyes. […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat – Mommy Got Preverted!!!

Dear Diary, Something horrible and awful happened to Momma and one of her friends. They got preverted!!!! I know what you’re thinking. You’re probably wondering what preverted means. Well, I’ll tell you. preverted is something awful that happens. For example, when someone knocks on the door or rings the door bell, that’s preverting. When the Little Thing looks at me, […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat – It’s NOT FUNNY!!!

Dear Diary, I’m furious!!!!! I’ve never been more angry with Momma! I can’t believe she’d do this to me! Bad Momma!!! Bad! Bad! Bad, Momma! She took a beautiful, exquisite photograph of me – it should be in a Museum! And she ruined it! She made me look ridiculous! I look like a cartoon character! I’m never, ever speaking to […]

Conversations I Have with My Cat

“Okay Gwennie,” I’m getting your Memes uploaded to Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr and StumbleUpon.” Gwennie flapped her tail, not listening to a word I was saying until the last social media site I mentioned.  “Stumble-a-who?”  She jumped onto the kitchen table and sat next to the computer. “StumbleUpon,” I repeated. “What’s that?” I rubbed my eyes, tired from a sleepless […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat – My first video blog

Dear Diary, I’m gonna be famous.  I finally have my very own video blog on YouTube.  Get out of my way Grumpy Cat!  Gwennie is here to stay!  Now, I should warn you that the camera man, Momma, is inexperienced with taking video footage so my first entry isn’t perfect.  But don’t worry, despite its lack of perfection I’m still […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat – Little Missy Knocked Some Sense Into Me

  Dear Diary, I have a hard life.  There have been so many changes recently that the stress of all of it has just about pushed me off the cliff of sanity. (But at least I’m poetic.)  Ever since Momma brought the Minion home I’ve had increased responsibilities. For example, I have to clean up after the Little Thing. He […]

Gwennie and Little Missy’s Chat with the Little Thing

  “No!”   Little Thing wagged his finger at Gwennie who stared at him with her usual amount of contempt. “What do you mean, no?  Don’t tell me, no!  That’s rude!”  She glared at him from the top of her kitty condo, just barely out of his reach. “What’s going on?”  Little Missy pranced down the stairs into the living room. […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat – My Apology

Dear Diary, Momma said I owed her an apology.  She said it’s not nice to call people fat….even if it’s true.  She said I should never, ever say such hurtful things to people because it’ll make them feel bad.  She also said I should write an apology to her so everyone knows I’m not actually so nasty. Sigh…..It must be […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat – Momma Never Learns

Dear Diary, I’m sorry it’s been so long since I last made an entry.  Momma is the vessel I use to write and she’s been a little busy.  Yep.  That’s right.  Momma did it again.  She went to another rescue organization and brought home a human kitten.  (Head shake) She never learns.  You would think after the great Little Thing […]