Diary of a Cranky Cat

You may not know this, but before the Little Thing and his Minion, I used to be Momma’s one, true love.  ME!!!  It was live with Gwennie for 24/7.  My life was wonderful.  Honestly, I don’t know what Momma sees in the Little Thing or his Minion.  They scream.  They poop their pants.  They leave kibble crumbs all over the […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat

Dear Diary, The most horrible, awful thing happened to me.  I found myself locked inside the basement this evening.  The basement is barricaded off to prevent the Little Thing and his minion from climbing down the stairs.  But every night Momma and Boy-Dadda are supposed to open it up after the little preverts go to bed.  Tonight they forgot.  I sat at […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat

Dear Diary, Early this morning I awoke with a horrible tummy ache.  I climbed the stairs in absolute agony to find Momma and tell her all about my tummy ache.  I barely made it into the kitchen when my stomach contents ejected all over the wood floor.  The only thing worse than tossing your kibbles is doing so on a […]

Sham Farce is a Horrible Boss!

What’s worse than having to wait days until Momma can get off her over-sized rear to write my blog?  Sham Farce!!! That’s who!  Look what he sent me! So I gave him a good what-for in my email. Suffice it to say, I no longer have any interest in working for Sham Farce or Pilcrow & Dagger.  PREVERTS!!!! I do […]

Sham Farce is a PREVERT!!!!

Dear Diary, I’m so mad I could I spit!!!!  Take a look at the response Mr. (I’m a Prevert) Farce sent me.   That lousy, rotten prevert!!!  How in the heck did he get to become an editor?  He doesn’t follow instructions at all.  First, I told him to hire me.  That’s not difficult.  All he had to say was, […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat: I Applied for a Job!!!

Hello friends and fans!  I know it’s been a while since my last blog – four months to be exact.  I do apologize.  Momma has been fired from her duties and I’ve replaced her with someone else.  In the meantime, many exciting things have happened over the last few months.  The most exciting one is that I applied for a […]

You Might Be A Prevert If…..

You might be a prevert if….. 1.  You haven’t allowed your cat to write a blog in TWO months. 2.  You let Little Missy and the Little Thing’s Minion hijack MY BLOG!!! 3.  You post stupid cartoons from someecards.com before allowing me to write MY BLOG!!! 4. You logged onto MY BLOG the other day to add a novel word […]

Little Missy’s Thursday Afternoon News Broadcast

Little Missy stood near the coffee table holding an empty paper towel roll in front of her.  “Ahem.  This is Little Missy and I’m reporting live from the living room.” She stepped to one side.  “As you can see, the Little Thing is on the floor, face-down, and crying.” Little Missy walked over to the Little Thing and held the […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat – I’ve Been Nominated!!!!!

Dear Diary, Oh Happy Day!!!!! I’ve been nominated for a 2014 Liebster Award!!!  Isn’t it exciting?  Isn’t it thrilling?!!!  My blog has been discovered and nominated for a Liebster Award!!!!  I have absolutely no idea what that is but my tail has never been fluffier!!!!  This is only the first of many awards that I, Gwendolynn Ann Marie Stefani Collins […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat – It was a wonderful dream!

Dear Diary, I was surrounded by thousands of puff balls.  They were my minions and I was their queen.  We lived in a castle on top of a hill.  Catnip grew wild all around me.  Momma and the minion resided with me but Boy-Dadda and the Little Thing were banished from my kingdom.  Little Missy was given a life sentence […]