Diary of a Cranky Cat – My New House

Dear Diary, Long time no chat.  I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to my loving and loyal readers for my lack of blogging.  Momma apparently has been too busy to sit her lazy butt down and type for me.  RUDE! Too much has happened in the past few months. WAY TOO MUCH!!!!! Probably the most exciting thing was […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat: RUDE! RUDE! RUDE!

Dear Diary, I don’t know where to begin!!!! I’ve never been so angry at Momma!!!!  I paced back and forth on the kitchen floor, wildly flapping my tail. “Take it back!  You march right down to that store and you take it back!!!!” Momma sat at the kitchen table looking amused.  Rude!  “I can’t take it back.” “Return to sender!  […]

Gwennie’s Letter to Grandma

Dear Grandma, This letter is to inform you that I have received your numerous requests for me to write a blog.  After carefully considering each request, I have decided to deny ALL of them for the following reasons: 1.  You can’t rush genius – especially when genius is Gwennie. 2.  My tail is once again sad and unfortunate looking and […]

Gwennie’s Rules for Twitter

Dear Twitter Peeps…or should I say tweets. (Ha! Ha!)  I’ve recently encountered a number of disturbing messages sent to my twitter account and I feel the need to inform you of the following rules I’ve established. 1. I’m a cat! I’m not interested in any of your advertisements…unless you’re selling puff balls. 2.  When I was little, Momma took me to […]

Diary of a Cranky Cat – I thought I was going for a walk!

Dear Diary, Momma did it again.  She broke my heart into a gazillion pieces.  Today I overheard her telling someone on the phone that she was taking the baby for walk.  I got all excited.  I ran upstairs to clean my sad and unfortunate-looking tail so that it would be perfect for our walk outside. Then I trotted downstairs and […]

Gwennie’s Resolution to the Little Thing Dilemma

“Momma!” “Yes, Gwennie.”  Geeze.  I’m surrounded by things yelling at me.  If it’s not the baby than it’s Gwennie or Little Miss. “You seem overwhelmed.  Are you overwhelmed Momma?”  Gwennie sat on the kitchen floor, flopping her tail around while I fed Baby. “No.  I’m fine.  Why do you ask?” “Well,” Gwennie jumped up on the table and sat down.  […]

Conversations I have with my cat

“Gwennie!”  I trotted downstairs looking for my cat.  “It’s time to work on your blog!”  Gwennie was half asleep on the back of the sofa, her tail flopping gently against it. “What?!  I’m busy.” “You’re not busy, you’re sleeping.” “That’s the same thing.”  Gwennie stood up, turned around and sat back down again.  “Leave me alone.” “It’s time to write […]

Gwennie’s Letter to Her Readers

Dear Readers, This is Gwennie.  I’m writing this letter to express my sincerest apologies to all of you for the previous night when Momma hijacked my blog. I can only imagine how disappointed you were to read Momma’s stupid blog about the Little Thing’s adventures at Doggie Daycare. I mean really!  Nobody cares that the Little Thing went to doggie […]

Dear Diary – The Invasion of the Little Thing has begun

Dear Diary, Somehow I just knew this was going to happen. Even though I specifically requested from Jesus, Santa Cat and Momma that nobody teach the Little Thing how to move around; somebody apparently went against my orders. Yes that’s right, Diary.  The Little Thing has figured out how to get around the house.  At first it was amusing.  I’d stand on […]